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Post by CherrySmilezz on Apr 3, 2010 15:34:17 GMT -5
hey, here r some jokes and riddles!!!but they r from the world almanac for kids 2008: D
here r my faves from the book....n i will put the answers of the jokes n riddles on the next post...lol: D
1. who is president is the vice president dies?
2. what keeps the beat for your head?
3. why is communist karl marx buried in london's highgate cemetary?
4. what's the last thing you take off before you go to bed?
5. why is the letter E like london?
6. two mothers and their two daughters went shopping. they each bought something, but came home with only three new things. why?
well, i'll make more jokes n riddles later!!lol: D
think you know the answers? post them here, n i will tell the answers in 5 hours or tomorrow.lol: D
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Post by candycat51 on Apr 3, 2010 16:22:59 GMT -5
i think that #6 is that one of them bought something that had been used
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Post by CherrySmilezz on Apr 3, 2010 17:00:13 GMT -5
ok here r the answers!!!
1.the president
2.your eardrum
3.he's dead
4.you take your feet off the floor
5.they're both the capital of England
6.the shoppers are a woman, her daughter, and her granddaughter
so wat do ya think? r they funny enough or wat?lol: D
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Post by candycat51 on Apr 3, 2010 17:32:03 GMT -5
i dont get #6
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Post by CherrySmilezz on Apr 3, 2010 17:41:54 GMT -5
the two woman are the woman and her daughter n the two daughters r the daughter and the granddaughter.lol: D
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Post by candycat51 on Apr 3, 2010 18:06:05 GMT -5
but u said that they ALL bought something so how would they only come back with 3 things??
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Post by CherrySmilezz on Apr 3, 2010 18:09:00 GMT -5
becuz there r only 3 people!!!lol: D
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Post by candycat51 on Apr 3, 2010 18:20:42 GMT -5
OH!!!!! i get it!!!! Hahahahahahaha
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Post by CherrySmilezz on Apr 3, 2010 18:30:48 GMT -5
haha: D
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Post by CherrySmilezz on Apr 11, 2010 14:45:33 GMT -5
who wants more jokes and riddles?!?!  |
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Post by Lilli on Apr 20, 2010 17:13:18 GMT -5
go for it aricherry12!!
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Post by CherrySmilezz on Apr 20, 2010 23:12:58 GMT -5
ok!
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Post by irun4funsoccer98 on Jun 16, 2010 12:37:20 GMT -5
I have two jokes!
1-How do you wake up lady gaga? ans.) Poke-her-face.
2-What do you call a fish with no eyes? ans.) A Fshhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by CherrySmilezz on Jun 17, 2010 20:26:06 GMT -5
 funny! |
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Post by Katie on Jul 1, 2010 20:46:06 GMT -5
1. The president 2. Eardrum? 3. He lived there?  4. idk 5. They both are like England's capital! I had this riddle in class. 6. idk |
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funny!