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Mar 17, 2010 16:18:33 GMT -5
Post by candycat51 on Mar 17, 2010 16:18:33 GMT -5
ok, some of these are pretty corny, but they made me laugh, hope u do too!
1. why should you always bring an extra pair of socks on a golfing trip? -Because you might get a hole in one!
2. why did the banana go to the doctor? -Because it was not peeling well!
3. when is a car not a car? -When it turns into a driveway!
4. Why didn't the coach let Cinderella onto the football team? -Because she ran away from the ball!
5. what did the hat say to the scarf? -you hang around while i go on ahead!
6. why can't you tell a secret in a cornfield? -Because there are too many ears listening!
7. a mother who's daughter wakes up late tells her that the "Early bird catches the worm!" but the daughter said "the early worm gets caught be the bird!"
8. why is the river so rich? -Because it has two banks!
9. what has four legs but can't walk? -A table!
10. why didn't the chicken cross the road? -Because there was KFC on the other side! [/color]
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Aww!! Look at the lil doggie!! Stay, Rex, stay still! Good boy!! lol
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Mar 17, 2010 16:20:59 GMT -5
Post by Lilli on Mar 17, 2010 16:20:59 GMT -5
wow. i like the last one. haha
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Mar 17, 2010 19:51:07 GMT -5
Post by ZBerg2.0 on Mar 17, 2010 19:51:07 GMT -5
Hahah, here's a few more that are equally cheesy:
What kind of pencil does a robot use? A mechanical one!
(No doubt EVERYONE has heard this one) Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words!
And...I'm too lazy to find/think of/make up more. xD
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Lilli
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Aww!! Look at the lil doggie!! Stay, Rex, stay still! Good boy!! lol
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Mar 18, 2010 11:37:35 GMT -5
Post by Lilli on Mar 18, 2010 11:37:35 GMT -5
here's a couple jokes:
Wanna hear a dirty joke? a boy fell in the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? he takes a bath with bubbles
Why don't aliens eat clowns? 'Cause they taste funny...
What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh...
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says, "Funny, I smell carrots, too!!"
Once upon a time, there were two muffins in a microwave. Suddenly, one of the muffins says, "Man, it's hot in here!!!" the other muffin exclaims "Look!! A talking Muffin!!"
Q. What's pink and fluffy? A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Two muffins are in the oven. One of them says, "Gosh, it's hot in here!!" the other one replies "Oh no....another talking muffin."
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Mar 18, 2010 18:02:12 GMT -5
Post by heygurl12344321 on Mar 18, 2010 18:02:12 GMT -5
I LYK UR JOKES ABOUT THE MUFFINS! LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lilli
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Aww!! Look at the lil doggie!! Stay, Rex, stay still! Good boy!! lol
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Mar 19, 2010 9:12:39 GMT -5
Post by Lilli on Mar 19, 2010 9:12:39 GMT -5
haha..........thanks...........
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Smile and eat potatoes :)
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Mar 19, 2010 22:00:35 GMT -5
Post by CherrySmilezz on Mar 19, 2010 22:00:35 GMT -5
i liked all ur jokes!! FUNNY!lol
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Mar 20, 2010 9:48:33 GMT -5
Post by hearts845 on Mar 20, 2010 9:48:33 GMT -5
haha all these jokes are so funny! i have another one lol... Where do snowmen keep there money? In snowbanks!!! (: haha
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Smile and eat potatoes :)
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Mar 20, 2010 18:32:02 GMT -5
Post by CherrySmilezz on Mar 20, 2010 18:32:02 GMT -5
good one!!lol: D
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May 19, 2010 17:22:32 GMT -5
Post by Pi on May 19, 2010 17:22:32 GMT -5
awesomeness
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